Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars
By Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. • Sep 27th, 2007 • Category: Denver's Most Fuckable RockstarsHello Lovelies, it’s time to expose (wink) another of Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars. This week’s focus is:
Goose from King For A Day!!!!! (and bonus points for his hot hot girl)
Goose is a man-about-town. It’s hard to go anywhere in the Denver music scene and not see him, or, if you’re verrrry lucky, get a sloppy smooch planted somewhere on your face. We at the Donnybrook Writing Academy normally don’t respond to such base displays of affection, but when it’s Goose we’re talking about, anything goes. And we mean anything (wink).
Name: Goose
Band: bassist, King for a Day
Staus: In A Relationship
Why He’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Smooth hair, hot hands and a steely, penetrating (wink) gaze that sends a shiver straight to the inner thighs.
Probable Lovemaking Style: Bassists are historically detached and cool, proud members of the “you’re gonna take what I give you and you’re gonna like it” school of lovemaking. But Goose is more polite than that- I imagine he adds a ‘please’ at the end of the phrase.
Possible Drawbacks: Girls like to have hair prettier than their male partners. But, the Goose, his hair is prettier than yours. And yours. And especially yours.
Where You Can Find Him: King For A Day plays 3 Kings Tavern (60 S. Broadway) on October 20th. See if you can get past the hoardes of groupies to get a glance for yourself of the rock god that is Goose.
Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.
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how a rock star in the strugle of persons’ decadency came to be in a sexual opression to become easy prey to sexual desires; being oppossed to a sexual relation ship from opressing nips.
Oooh, shiver shiver. Ivyy, no one could have said it better.
“Please?” ha!
you’re more likely to hear, “it’s time to go to work!” and “wake up shannon, it’s wrecking time!”
U G H
Now you know what it means to be “Goosed”
What can I say folks, you said it all and with great aplomb. Fecher seems to know about some of my exploits and styles… and who knows, maybe there is more.
Cheers
I don’t know about that guy. Where can I submit my list of “fuckables” for review?