The Donnybrook Writing Academy

Summer is upon us, UPON US!!!! And with summer comes every rocker’s dream season of SUMMER FESTIVALS. This year Denver will see the old stand-by favorite triumvirate of the Westword Music Showcase, the Denver Post Underground Music Festival, and the Monolith Music Festival. If you are any sort of cool kid whatsoever, you will be at at least two of the three aforementioned festivals. If you don’t plan on doing at least that small thing for your societal wellbeing, well, then, there’s very little I can do to help you, loves.

Now, there are many bands playing these three music festivals in our fair city this summer, but there’s one band that’s playing all three. They’ll just be everywhere. It’s shameless, really. Those festival-hopping hussies.

And the lead singer of this pack of festival whores has this hair that you WOULD NOT BELIEVE. Seriously. It’s unbelievable.

This week’s Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is…..

Jacob from The Knew!!!!

Photo by Gigbot, original can be viewed non-croppy-like here

Name: Jacob

Band: The Knew, guitar and vocals

Status: Coy

Why he’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: It’s the hair, you know?

Probable Lovemaking Style: The Knew plays “…a striking aural collision of their most prominent influences, including punk, alt- country, classic rock, British dance-punk and garage rock…” which basically boils down to a sound like RAWK as RAWK is supposed to be played. So expect a lovemaking style that’s traditional- but you won’t mind. Tradition is sometimes a good thing.

Possible Drawbacks: He’s a whore, a WHORE!!! For playing music anywhere and everywhere, that is. (Editor’s Note: Zing!)

Where to find him: As mentioned above, these unabashedly marketable musicians will be open for business at any of the music festivals you might be attending this summer. www.theknew.com

Photo by Gigbot, original can be viewed non-croppy-like here