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Aaron from The Machine Gun Blues

By Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. • Mar 27th, 2008 • Category: Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars, Sex and Love

It’s the Naked Edition of Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars!! Wahoooooo!!!!!
This week’s pick is:

Aaron from The Machine Gun Blues!!

Aaron from The Machine Gun Blues | Donnybrook Writing Academy
Aaron is the lead singer for Denver RAWK band The Machine Gun Blues. They put on a great show which often includes Aaron and possibly other members of the band taking off their clothes and (literally) hanging from the rafters while performing. The good news about this is that it makes Aaron even more Fuckable; he’s already nekkid, see, so half the work is already done.

Aaron - Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstar this week | The Donnybrook Writing Academy Name: Aaron

Band: The Machine Gun Blues, lead singer.

Status: If you’re thinking about that you don’t understand the rockstar mentality.

Why he’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: From their myspace page- “Beer soaked, ground licking, shameless rock. We don’t do cool, we work our asses off to bleed on stage.” One can only hope Aaron has the same attitude towards sex.

Probable Lovemaking Style: Expect exhibitionist tendencies.

Possible Drawbacks: He looks a little crazy. This one might need a “For Experts Only” disclaimer. (OH, and For The Record: The Donnybrook Writing Academy takes no responsibility for any mental or physical harm obtained from engaging in any sexual act with any of the Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars featured here.)

Where to find him: Hmmmmm, their website talks about the 2007 tour but hasn’t been updated. Their Myspace page has no show info. Now that I think about it, I haven’t seen them around lately. Fellas? Where you at? Help us help you, man.

Photos of Aaron courtesy of Doug Beam (no relation to Jim).

Tagged as: Denver, Most Fuckable Rockstars, The Machine Gun Blues

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.
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6 Responses »

Toastface Killa on March 27th, 2008 at 11:33 am:

Is that Sawyer from Lost?

page on March 27th, 2008 at 5:03 pm:

i like him because he’s smart. damn… i’m such a nerd

Savior Breath on March 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pm:

Rumor has it that MGB is DOA. FYI.

no more aaron collins on March 28th, 2008 at 2:26 pm:

yeah. let’s feed that guy’s ego even more.

Angora Holly Polo on March 28th, 2008 at 3:01 pm:

Ha, ha, “for experts only.” I want a t-shirt with that on the front.

the mgb on April 1st, 2008 at 11:02 pm:

wow those pictures are on the internet, thats bad news. all of us in the band have fucked aaron, and he is “ok” at best. and fyi mgb will be playing a fantastic show comming up soon. xoxo mgb