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Eric from The Swayback

By Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. • Apr 8th, 2008 • Category: Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars 

Eric from The Swayback | The Donnybrook Writing Academy

The Donnybrook Board of Trustees is very busy and popular, so most of us were understandably otherwise engaged on Saturday evening and therefore missed a really really cool show with a really fuckable guy. From our jumping-on-the-bandwagon-late file, may we present….Eric from The Swayback!!!!

The Swayback’s music spans the rock spectrum, from dirty 70s rock to alt-folk, and sometimes there’s even dancey beats and whatnot!! Fun!! And fuckable! And the lead singer, well, he’s kinda the same- name your fantasy, he can probably fulfill it, or at least give it a close approximation. And his beard is impeccably groomed, which shows he’s a respectful young fellow. Good for him.

Name: Eric

Band: Lead singer, The Swayback

Status: Donnybrook’s researchers were too lazy to find out, so you’re just gonna have to chance it.

Why He’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Well, The Swayback is and always will be pretty sexy- it just so happens that this week we have some awesomely sexy pics of them, taken by our own 28deep–here, let’s look at the sexy!

Eric from The Swayback | The Donnybrook Writing Academy

Probable Lovemaking Style: Westword mag called Eric a “multi-talented renaissance man”. Wink.

Possible Drawbacks: The Swayback just released their latest album (their second? Third?). Anyhoo, what I’m saying is they’re already “discovered” and “popular”, so it would probably just be groupie sex at this point. But is that so bad?

Where You Can Find Him: Through our super-human ability to know everything cool that’s going on in Denver at all times, we found out that Eric DJs Jinxed at Rockbar on Wednesday nights under the moniker Dragondeer. Go ask him to play Free Bird, he loves that.

Very sexy photos courtesy of 28deep.

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Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.
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4 Responses »

    28 deep inspires all her subjects to have shower scenes and dump stuff on themselves in kitchens. She’s just like that.

    Hmmm…. Eric seems to very clearly be wearing a wedding ring in that picture. Research assistants!!! Get in my office this instant!! Bring your wacking paddles!

    research. research.

    he is indeed married.

    to a very, very lovely lady.

    Yes, ladies, YOU TOO can fuck a married rockstar who doesn’t wash his hair much. Maybe if you’re lucky, you and him can fuck in that very broom closet and get some wonderful chemical burns on your ass to remember him by. Chemical burns are sexy, you know that right?

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