The Donnybrook Writing Academy

Irving shares some timeless shopping tips for the holidays! Or rather, for Christmas, but probably not Chanukuh or that Kwanza.

From the personal diaries of Irving J. Silvertoad
February 17th, 1908
It is true that while the active movement of the body is something I generally avoid (the languid pose I strike while lying about in an opium haze is a tremendously seductive one) there are times when sport is with such allure that it is impossible [...]

A Cyclone of SexualProwess
or
Sound, Responsible Sexual Advice
By Irving J. Silvertoad
I have noticed that on these hallowed pages they allow a sex advice column. I further have noticed that it is by a woman. Now, as a man of the world I have had sexual relations with a number of women and have more knowledge [...]

Just this week I saw a new picture at the Victory house and it was just as vulgar as I had feared. I can’t remember the name but suffice to say it was much too long to be so boring. And boorish! Al Jolson is a singer who wants something to do with his mother. [...]

It has come to my attention that members of this esteemed society have seen fit to extend an invitation for membership toward robbiebowman. I must strongly discourage this. It is not anything personal. At least, not overtly. It is simply that he is all wrong for us. I will illustrate exactly what I mean with [...]