Andy and Kinsey from Houses

Written by  //  November 4, 2009  //  Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars, Sex and Love  //  2 Comments

All right Denver. Let’s give it up for folk-rock!!! This week, the masses have chosen TWO PEOPLE from the same band! What? Yes!! I know it sounds crazy, y’all, but I make the rules ‘round here, and I have decided that it is possible for a band to have more than one fuckable rockstar in its employ.

This week’s Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars are….

Andy and Kinsey from Houses!!


Name: Andy and Kinsey

Band: Vocals and various instruments, Houses

Wait, are they married to EACH OTHER?: Yes.

Why They’re This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: This supergroup took Denver by storm when they took the stage last year- it was difficult to see the group up there having so much fun with the music and NOT completely crush on them.
Also, married folks who play music together are just so cute. See my previous column about The Hollyfelds for more on that.

Probable Lovemaking Style:
Houses plays folk-rock, and is one of the more super-ambitious bands in Denver, having embarked upon an epic journey of releasing an EP for every season in a year. So the kids who run Houses probably have a precocious lovemaking style. But it’s unseemly of me to comment on the sex life of marrieds, anyhow, so we’ll just move right along here, shall we?

Possible Drawbacks:
Man, writing this column in general has drawbacks- Houses, please forgive me and do not be offended by this ridiculousness. It’s all about the music, man!! THE MUSIC!!!!

Where You Can Find Them: Houses will play their fall EP release party on November 14th at the Larimer Lounge.


About the Author

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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2 Comments on "Andy and Kinsey from Houses"

  1. Guido Sarducci IV November 5, 2009 at 1:43 am · Reply

    Damn! Maybe this one should have been called “Denver’s Most Swappable Rockstars”. You know what I mean.

  2. mike m November 7, 2009 at 4:27 pm · Reply

    mike’s saturday to-do list:

    play Spiritualized songs on Dad’s piano: check

    shampoo girlfriend’s dog: check

    forward this link to Andy’s dad: check

    today was a good day.

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