Andy and Kinsey from Houses
All right Denver. Let’s give it up for folk-rock!!! This week, the masses have chosen TWO PEOPLE from the same band! What? Yes!! I know it sounds crazy, y’all, but I make the rules ‘round here, and I have decided that it is possible for a band to have more than one fuckable rockstar in its employ.
This week’s Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars are….
Andy and Kinsey from Houses!!
Name: Andy and Kinsey
Band: Vocals and various instruments, Houses
Wait, are they married to EACH OTHER?: Yes.
Why They’re This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: This supergroup took Denver by storm when they took the stage last year- it was difficult to see the group up there having so much fun with the music and NOT completely crush on them.
Also, married folks who play music together are just so cute. See my previous column about The Hollyfelds for more on that.
Probable Lovemaking Style: Houses plays folk-rock, and is one of the more super-ambitious bands in Denver, having embarked upon an epic journey of releasing an EP for every season in a year. So the kids who run Houses probably have a precocious lovemaking style. But it’s unseemly of me to comment on the sex life of marrieds, anyhow, so we’ll just move right along here, shall we?
Possible Drawbacks: Man, writing this column in general has drawbacks- Houses, please forgive me and do not be offended by this ridiculousness. It’s all about the music, man!! THE MUSIC!!!!
Where You Can Find Them: Houses will play their fall EP release party on November 14th at the Larimer Lounge. www.myspace.com/housestheband