Andy from Everything Absent or Distorted

It’s CD-Watch-Tuesday here at Donnybrook, Lovers!!  And really, the only CD we’re watching this week is the new disc from Everything Absent or Distorted.  And to celebrate this momentous Denver CD happening, Yours Truly has decided to dedicate this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar column to one of the boys in EAOD.  But which one, Ivyy, you ask?  How can I possibly choose when there are 23 totally fuckable rockstars in this completely fuckable collective?  Easy, Loves.  I chose the guy with the craziest dance moves and the weirdest instruments.

This week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is…..

Andy from Everything Absent or Distorted!!!!!!

Name:  Andy

Band:  Everything Absent Or Distorted, accordion and banjo

Status: Nothing comes between him and his accordion.

Why he’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: To be perfectly honest, Dear Ones, we here at Donnybrook think EAOD is just the best.  Nice well-rounded boys, total gentlemen every one of ‘em.  And they love to get sauced, get up on stage, and see to it that everyone in their vicinity has a great time.  Really, what’s more fuckable than that?

Probable Lovemaking Style:  This “Reporter” has recently learned that Andy has an alternate personality with a name and everything that he lets loose at certain shows.  This character is crazy, dancing all over the place, running around, throwing things, etc.  Many of you who have seen EAOD perform have probably seen him in action.  Anyway, the dude clearly likes to role-play.  Time to raid your wig closet.

Possible Drawbacks: None.  None whatsoever.  Zero.

Where to find him: Everything Absent or Distorted is having an instore at Twist and Shout followed by a wicked-crazy listening-slash-dance party at Sputnik on Friday, October 3rd.  Go to www.eaod.net for more info, or check their myspace.