As an introduction,
Written by Benjamin "Benny" Burwell St. Maur // April 28, 2007 // The Library // 4 Comments
know this: dazzling wit and scathing social commentary are forthcoming. I post about it, you get to read it. Expect obscure music references (like that last sentence, f’r'example), vaguely political rants, a liberal (see, it’s started already!) helping of general elitist hipster snobbery, and discussions of why everything sucks these days.
More or less.
4 Comments on "As an introduction,"
Brilliant, I say! Huzzah!
I’m so intrigued. Your snobbery is such a turn-on.
Ankertill Brewer? Too bad the photo paper went south and you had to be separated from your family. They fired Sidney from the Village Voice, you know. Must have been fallout from when he outed you before the Viet Cong stepped in and pushed those redneck K.R. back to the high country and stopped the killing. Sidney, as you know, can be a bit hasty when he’s trying to do the right thing. Anyway, it’s good to see you’re back to journalism. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about how you tried to fake that passport.
Oh, I get it. Frontalot.