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Written by The Donnybrook Writing Academy // May 13, 2011 // Donnyblurbs // No comments
$900 / 1br – June – August Sublet + Cats (Dupont) For sublet, June 3rd – August 25th. 1 BR in a 2BR apartment in Dupont circle. Furnished, all utilities included. I will be away for the summer in Denmark attending the summer-long Danish Cat Convention. You will share the apartment with 16 well mannered cats and 2 Roombas. The cats will occupy the other bedroom, and the roombas will be on patrol to help keep the hair situation under control. I will ask that you refill the cats’ automated food dispensers once a week, and clean the Roomba filters every three days or so. Below is a brief description of the housecatmates: Polly – shy, quiet, tabby Bitnum – playful, clawy Lightning – slow, old Lighting II – slow, young Bebop – paranoid, jumpy Cappy – sneaky, grouchy Apina – knowledgeable, soft Grobor – Incessant, loquacious Kyle – stylish Leesha – aged, engaged Somtorious – idle Gleebok – green-tinted Horatio – friendly, mild-mannered Bananana – a little off Hoppy – jumpy Duran – pensive Roombas: Gregor – Robotic, kitcheny Sandra – Robotic, hallway-y Please email if interested. Happy to provide pictures of the cats/apt
