Carlo Rossi: a Toast!
No one’s pulling their weight this week at EHS. We’re a crappy excuse for a web site. A crappy web site for jerks.
But what are you gonna do? It’s summer.
Professor Honeydew has family in town, Businessman Honeydew and Consultant Honeydew. Col. Hector Bravado’s sister is getting married. At least they have good excuses. I just wrote to tell you I don’t have an Ode this week cuz I’ve been drinking too much. Therefore, the ode is to:
This photo is taken by Nina Barry. The ones above…I don’t think we’ll ever know.
Specifically, I’d like to explore my new favorite “top-of-the-line wine,” Carlos Rossi.
A week ago, a friend of mine forwarded me a disturbing email from Argonaut’s list. It is proof beyond Sideways that wine tasters need to get laid.
Share this email with all your friends –
Big, chewy, dense, delicious and sooo young. An exuberant and very complex red.
2004 Two Angels Shannon Ridge Vineyard Petite Sirah – Rated 90 points Wine & Spirits. There’s an explosive red wine in this ’04-the second vintage of this petite sirah-but it’s not yet fully mature.
Isn’t there something creepy about that?
So in light of this sexy new art form, we decided that Elitist Hipster Snob should start having a food and wine critic. And hopefully he’ll be extra creepy. Stay tuned for that.
And in the meantime, nuzzle up to your favorite four-liter of warm, nubile Carlos Rossi Cabernet Sauvignion. It’s young, naive, and pliable, is a large explosion of love juice in your mouth. Plus, it’s very very cheap. And large, did I mention?