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Clingy Women
Ask Alistair: Is he *Really* Being “Mysterious”?
June 25, 2013, No Comments

Alistair comes to the Rescue of the Romantically Challenged. You’re Welcome.

Coconut Clinic: Two-Timing, Porn Stars, and Pig Urine
March 16, 2013, No Comments

Doctor Coconut will see you now

The Pen Is Mightier : In Praise of the Invisible Girlfriend
January 28, 2013, No Comments

Why Manti’s Girlfriend is Better Than Yours

Amazon Hates Your Girlfriend - The Christmas Edition
The Pen-Is Mightier: Amazon Hates Your Girlfriend, Christmas Edition
December 19, 2012, No Comments

We checked, Amazon still hates your girlfriend. Especially at Christmas.

Amazon Hates Your Girlfriend
The Pen-Is Mightier: Amazon Hates Your Girlfriend
November 28, 2012, No Comments

Need a Romantic Gift Idea? Don’t go to Amazon. They Do NOT Want You to Get Laid.

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Coconut Clinic: Hurricane Sex and Crotch Fruit
November 11, 2012, No Comments

A very special edition of Coconut Clinic.

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Halloween:The Sluttiest of All Holidays
October 18, 2012, 41 Comments

The Latest Installment of “The Pen-Is Mightier” is Now Here for Your Slutoween Viewing Pleasure… you d ...

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The Pen is Mightier: Mrs. Jesus
September 28, 2012, No Comments

“Coconut” Has the Real Deets Behind the Rumors…

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Coconut Clinic: A Matter of Inches
August 11, 2012, No Comments

Coconut Has His Hands Full with his Latest Reader’s Coitus-Conundrum

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Coconut Clinic; The “Before Hell Engulfs Us” Edition
July 5, 2012, No Comments

This fire be heatin' things up, yo.