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Less is More is In!
September 13, 2011, No Comments

Minimal makeup? Is that actually a thing? Lady Lipgloss explains.

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5 Trends Popularized by Jersey Shore That Should Have Never Seen the Light of Day
August 16, 2011, No Comments

Snooki is not a trendsetter. I repeat. Snooki is NOT a trendsetter.

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Fuck You, CafePress
April 30, 2011, 3 Comments

"The next time I need a t-shirt that looks like piece of shit, I'll just go to Zazzle."

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The Most Intense Shower Ever Playlist
April 18, 2011, No Comments

In a tidal wave of glory, Angora spews the most intensely refreshing shower playlist all over your face!

Dreaming of a Silver Christmas: A Holiday Shopping Guide by Irving J. Silvertoad
December 8, 2009, 3 Comments

Irving shares some timeless shopping tips for the holidays! Or rather, for Christmas, but probably not Chanukuh or that ...

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The Charity Case
May 20, 2008, 1 Comment

The summer sun was setting on a well-worn workday.  Gazing upon the horizon from the balcony of my LoDo office loft, I ...

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Case #2173: Domo Arigato, Dr. Sbaitso
May 7, 2008, 2 Comments

An encounter with the reliable Dr. Sbaitso raises concerns in the Doctor's mind about his own sexuality. Plus, he totall ...

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Case #3938: Cocaine on the Brain
April 24, 2008, 1 Comment

Though I have experimented wantonly with innumerable chemical substances, I have limited personal experience regarding m ...

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Case #3092: The Power of Dreams
April 1, 2008, 3 Comments

I awoke with a scream in the dead of night, drenched in sweat. Perhaps I had been sleeping soundly enough to the outside ...

Case 0492: Sleeping with the Homeless, Part 2
March 18, 2008, 1 Comment

It was one o'clock in the afternoon when McGillicutty deposited the young sexpot Vanessa on the corner of 8th Avenue an ...