Your gift ideas were so adorable. Here are the actual ones.
Who doesn't want to be a Princess of Power? Get thee to an H&M post haste.
Don't trick your servants, buy them these spooky treats instead.
Your life has been a waste up until this point.
Listen. LISTEN! We think you would look baller in these.
Donuts are not included in this post, because we figure those are just a given.
Remember the little people with these studded prezzies.
They can't all have gold-plated Benzes!
See? Donnybrook thinks of the peasants.
Two decades later, a video postcard from 1991 that is pure epic win.
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