To the evil Advertisers, and the stupid STUPID people who listen to them.
Hello Mississippi! It's me, Ivyy! Let's rap real quick about laws and personhood, mkay?
In which we discuss how apparently men are TOTAL WUSSES.
In which we talk about how the internet is ruining EVERYTHING.
MORE seduction tips to make sure your man is REALLY TRULY happy and will NEVER EVER LEAVE YOU.
Actually, wait, no. Ivyy DEFENDS marriage. Wait, no….this metaphor is confusing.
