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Lost Manly Art Of; Chest Hair
April 3, 2012, No Comments

Hey, you. Put down the loofah and read this column, man!

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How To Get Out of Valentine’s Day
February 11, 2012, No Comments

Good luck, Gentlemen. Good luck.

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Ivyy’s Valentine’s Message
February 10, 2012, No Comments

To the evil Advertisers, and the stupid STUPID people who listen to them.

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Cardiology: A Study in Women’s Obsession with Greeting Cards
February 1, 2012, 1 Comment

Girls do things like this. But boys do things like thiiiiis, amirite?!

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30 Ways You Make Yourself Unattractive to Women
December 8, 2011, 2 Comments

A list!! A list!! A Year End list!!!

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A Blow for the Truth
November 17, 2011, 1 Comment

"Coconut" Roman Coke helps the fellas get what they really need in life.

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Marriage vs. Wedding- The Blind Item Celebrity Edition!
November 7, 2011, No Comments

Ivyy helps a sad and overwhelmed young lady who definitely does not want more attention drawn to herself. Definitely no ...

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An Open Letter to Mississippi
November 4, 2011, 3 Comments

Hello Mississippi! It's me, Ivyy! Let's rap real quick about laws and personhood, mkay?

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Footloose and Ballfree
October 27, 2011, No Comments

Coconut goes to the theater!

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Hobnobbing With Celebrities
October 10, 2011, No Comments

Coconut issues an apology, of sorts.