Skull and Boners
April 6, 2010, 4 Comments

"Fuck it", I thought to myself, "Donnybrook's all about the grimy-side of class anyway."

Tarnished: What Not to Wear
December 2, 2008, 6 Comments

Listen up, Tyler Partytime! Using his highly-developed lame-dar, Dr. Lazarus Helm takes a hard look at that gaping maw o ...

Tarnished Part III: Get Weird, Yale!
September 16, 2008, 5 Comments

In this edition of Tarnished, Dr. Lazarus Helm charms his way into Yale in order to urinate on something expensive.

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The Subtle Art of Getting Fucked: Part II
August 18, 2008, 4 Comments

In this lecture, Dr. Lazarus Helm shows us how to finesse our filthy selves into the lives, bars, and pants of the upper ...

The Subtle Art of Getting Fucked: Part I
June 17, 2008, 3 Comments

Dr. Lazarus Helm debuts his new column, Tarnished, with the first installment of a series designed to assist you in the ...