Christmas vs. Hanukkah
Donnybrook: (NOUN) don·ny·brook/ˈdänēˌbro͝ok/
A scene of uproar and disorder; a heated argument.
Listen, Donnybrookites will celebrate any holiday as long as there’s booze there, but you people won’t shut up about “Christmas is better this,” and “Chanukah is better that.” Let’s settle this once and for all. Which holiday is clearly better than the other?
Now you have to shut up about it.