Christmas vs. Hanukkah
Written by The Donnybrook Writing Academy // December 14, 2011 // The Table // 7 Comments
Donnybrook: (NOUN) don·ny·brook/ˈdänēˌbro͝ok/
A scene of uproar and disorder; a heated argument.
Listen, Donnybrookites will celebrate any holiday as long as there’s booze there, but you people won’t shut up about “Christmas is better this,” and “Chanukah is better that.” Let’s settle this once and for all. Which holiday is clearly better than the other?
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7 Comments on "Christmas vs. Hanukkah"
1. WHO THE HELL CHOSE HAM OVER LATKES?!?! You are all wrong. Just wrong. That’s not even a matter of opinion.
2. What the hell is sufganiyot? I’ve never heard of it, but I voted for it because the name is cool.
Where did my avatar go? Boooooooooo.
Ah there it is. Phew.
Two things that surprise me (about the poll results as of 2:55 PM):
1.) That anyone chose one day of holidays over eight nights of holidays;
2.) That anyone chose miraculous lights over Santa, mascot-wise
Well, let me just say this: HAAMMM!!!
But even better, Latke & Ham Sandwich.
Ham and sufganiyot sandwich!
No one knows what sufganiyot is, yet they still chose it over that boring gingerbread. LOLZ! OK, I’m endlessly amused by these results. I’m gonna go ahead and try to stop commenting on my own blog now….