Coat Your Insides with Decadent Wealth

Listen, I like to think about my guttiwuts as little as you do; in fact I prefer to think that, instead of internal organs, I’m filled with the most expensive champagne. That might be true, actually. But you need to face the facts: you might think that you’re rich (as all Donnybrook readers are), but you’re only superficially rich if you wear your jewelry on the outside.

These gold pills, made by Tobias Wong & J.A.R.K., “turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth” for just $425. Once I read that description, I realized that my entire life has been a sham until this point because of all the time wasted with provincially fleshy, non-gold innards. Maybe if you take enough of these guys, you’ll piss gold!

By the way, you should wash them down with this. While listening to this and wearing these. Then go to this party.

Thanks to our buddy Joe for the tip – if you have something that should be featured in Fancytime, email GoDonnybrook@gmail.com!