College Lesbians and Doggy Sex

Written by Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. // March 31, 2011 // Advice, Hand Job and a Reuben // No comments

Oh my. I leave to winter for 3 months on The Isle of Ivyy, and when I come back the entire manor has been refurbished and sparklified? I absolutely adore being filthy rich, my loves! I hope we are all settling in nicely to the new design. I shall do my best to make words that are worthy of the images presented herein.

Onto the questions!

Dear Ivyy,
I am a straight girl, 25 years old, and single. Although I’m pretty sure I’m straight, I really want to try having sex with a woman, just to see what it’s like. I mean, I find girls attractive, pretty, all that, and I have no problem with casual sex at this point in my life.

So, how do I go about meeting an attractive girl who’s willing to have no strings attached first-time girl-on-girl sex with someone who is straight-identified?

Sincerely,
Young and Curious

Well, helloooo there, Young and Curious! If I were a few years younger and single I’d be meeting you somewhere swanky for a martini or three!

In serious, though, just by virtue of your youth and openness, I can’t imagine it will be too difficult for you to find a hot young lady who’s down to get down. Call me old-fashioned, but in this day and age of internet-everything, I think maybe a good old trip to a lesbian bar might be in your near future. Find an equally cute and adventurous friend, dress in something comfortable but hot, sit at the bar and order something low-maintenance, and start looking around. Flirting is flirting, regardless of gender, so just do your thing- make eye contact, smile, look sexy, etc.

I don’t think you have to announce your intentions right off- there’s a little thing called Too Much Information, and I think announcing to the bar at large that you are just into this for the curiosity factor would fall squarely into that category. However, if you get to a point with a lady where you’re ready to go a little farther than just light making out, you’ll probably at least want to mention that you’ve never done this before, and that you’re not really lesbian-identified. If you keep it cute and sexy and light and make it clear that you’re totally down for some sexy teaching, and that you’re an, ahem, fast and eager learner, I can’t imagine that this would be a problem.

Dear Ivyy,

Is it, like, animal abuse if I have sex with my boyfriend in front of my dog?

Like, no. If your dog is anything like mine, when sexy-time starts, he will just curl up on his bed and go to his happy place. Then, afterwards, he will stare accusatorially, as if to say “How dare you engage in such a base activity outside of the sanctity of marriage, you horrible human being!” Although that might be me anthropomorphizing a bit.

I’m pretty sure it’s not a problem for the dog, although it could clearly be a problem for the humans who are trying to engage in fantasy, only to have a dog staring at them and reminding them that what they are doing is essentially an animal act and, in all likelihood, probably looks pretty stupid. Try not to think about that, though.