Couples Photos, Hot for Teacher
Did Anthony Wiener really do anything wrong?-Tony in NY
You know what, I really don’t think he did anything wrong. Immoral, yea. Shady? For sure. But we’re all really kidding ourselves to think he is the only elected official guilty of such behavior. Sure, none of us believed him for one cotton picking minute. Americans love seeing their politicians fall, especially when he was so glib in telling everyone this was a ‘non-issue’. And we all know all the politicians who called him out are more than likely guilty of the same behavior, if not worse. I don’t think it should have cost him his job. I certainly wouldn’t want to be in his shoes when he’s with his prego wife and his phone goes off with a call or text. I am sure this dude will be PAYING for a long time.
My GF finally agreed to dress up for me, but I can’t decide which is hotter. I am not an otaku, so I have a wide array of choices. Not into the furry thing, more anime/manga. Her body is more chibi. Difficulty; no ganguro.
What the fuck language are you speaking?
I am attracted to my teacher. He is way older. What should I do?
Since this email was somehow written in crayon, I would suggest not doing a damn thing.
When is it cool to make your Facebook profile picture of you and your sig other?
Uh, NEVER! When you do that, you are proclaiming to all your other douchebag friends, “I don’t have my balls anymore, but here’s who does!” No one needs to see that shit, and trust me, the minute you put up a couples pic as your profile, your friends are mocking you. Have you never got lost for hours in the People You May Know feature on FB? You really want any old flames seeing you with another woman? No, you wan them to see you as still single, because you know they are thinking of you every day, stud. Aren’t you really bummed when you see all those hot girls from your past (like the girls who never spoke to you in high school? Like Heather Currie (made up name) who must have packed on the pounds because her default is of Sponge Bob. Either that or -gack-she has kids. No one fucking cares about that, Heather. We all prefer to either think of you as still blisteringly hot or a crack whore. Why must you tease us?) Now what was your question again? Right, couples default pics are lame. Whose account is it anyway? It’s yours, so it’s OK to make it all about you. Don’t make that your default, but do be sure to have plenty of pics of the two of you in your pictures.
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