Deirdre from Kissing Party

So, loves, remember that Hot Congress thingy I was telling you about in my last column? Well. THEY are having a party. For New Year’s Eve. On Colfax. Sounds hot, right? For this reason alone, I’m choosing as the very special New Year’s Eve Most Fuckable Rockstar, someone who will be performing at that party. Should old aquaintance be forgot, may I introduce….

Deirdre from Kissing Party!!!!

Name: Deirdre

Band: singer, Kissing Party

Should I Mention Her Awesome Boobs or Would that Be Uncouth?: No. That would be uncouth.

Why She’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Kissing Party is Denver’s very own Architecture in Helsinki. They bring homemade tambourines to their shows and pass them out to THE AUDIENCE. It’s SO FRICKIN’ CUTE. And their music is super fun to dance to. And they have the word KISS in their name, which invokes thoughts of both the action of Kissing AND the 70’s sex metal makeup odyssey band. And we all know those two things are totally fuckable, right? Also, I think someone somewhere mentioned awesome boobs, but I’m totally not gonna talk about that.

Possible Drawbacks: Unless you have an unsavory mouth disease, there is no possible drawback to a Kissing Party.

Where You Can Find Her: Kissing Party will play the Hot Congress New Year’s Eve party on, you guessed it, New Year’s Eve. 2220 East Colfax.