Mackenzie from Flobots
It’s not often that I admit a girl crush in my columns. I mean, after all, I’m Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. Decorum is my middle name. But today, in my myspace meanderings, I came upon the cutest little rockstar the Denver music scene has seen in quite a while.
This week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is….
Mackenzie from Flobots!!!
Actually, they’re all kinda fuckable, no?
Mackenzie plays the viola (NOT the violin, don’t you ever accuse her of playing the violin) for current Denver sensation band Flobots. They have that little song on the radio called “Handlebars”, you know? That one song? And that song wouldn’t even BE that song if it weren’t for Mackenzie and her viola (NOT a violin, dammit!)
Band: Flobots, viola-ist.
Status: In a Relationship
Why she’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Well, she’s pretty. And she’s in a rock band with all boys, so she’s probably cool. And this rock band has that song that’s like, well, you don’t want to like it (I mean, it’s on the radio!! Donnybrookites are way too refined to listen to the radio!), but you do. That song is like tooth pain; kind of annoying, but you can’t stop tonguing it because it just feels so, well, so good.
Oh, and her myspace page is all flowers and such, but not in that annoying girly flowery way, you know? And she reads good books like “What is the What” so she’s probably smart and funny and kind and interesting and, and…. Wow. Look at me, all smitten. Damn.
Probable Lovemaking Style: Mainstream.
Possible Drawbacks: Well, she’s perfect in my head right now, so let’s just assume she has chronic halitosis, or maybe a club foot, or something like, okee?
Where to find her: Flobots play 93.3’s Kegs and Eggs show on March 14th. Donnybrook brings this show up because we thought we would help out local radio by advertising a little-known show that features little-known local bands. Yup, we’re givers.