Mackenzie from Flobots
Written by Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. // March 3, 2008 // Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars, Sex and Love, The Conservatory // 7 Comments
Hello Lovers,
It’s not often that I admit a girl crush in my columns. I mean, after all, I’m Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. Decorum is my middle name. But today, in my myspace meanderings, I came upon the cutest little rockstar the Denver music scene has seen in quite a while.
This week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is….
Mackenzie from Flobots!!!
Actually, they’re all kinda fuckable, no?
Mackenzie plays the viola (NOT the violin, don’t you ever accuse her of playing the violin) for current Denver sensation band Flobots. They have that little song on the radio called “Handlebars”, you know? That one song? And that song wouldn’t even BE that song if it weren’t for Mackenzie and her viola (NOT a violin, dammit!)
Name: Mackenzie
Band: Flobots, viola-ist.
Status: In a Relationship
Why she’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Well, she’s pretty. And she’s in a rock band with all boys, so she’s probably cool. And this rock band has that song that’s like, well, you don’t want to like it (I mean, it’s on the radio!! Donnybrookites are way too refined to listen to the radio!), but you do. That song is like tooth pain; kind of annoying, but you can’t stop tonguing it because it just feels so, well, so good.
Oh, and her myspace page is all flowers and such, but not in that annoying girly flowery way, you know? And she reads good books like “What is the What” so she’s probably smart and funny and kind and interesting and, and…. Wow. Look at me, all smitten. Damn.
Probable Lovemaking Style: Mainstream.
Possible Drawbacks: Well, she’s perfect in my head right now, so let’s just assume she has chronic halitosis, or maybe a club foot, or something like, okee?
Where to find her: Flobots play 93.3’s Kegs and Eggs show on March 14th. Donnybrook brings this show up because we thought we would help out local radio by advertising a little-known show that features little-known local bands. Yup, we’re givers.
7 Comments on "Mackenzie from Flobots"
I attended their CD release party and somehow managed to obtain an invitation to the guitar player’s house for the after party where I stood in the corner waiting for her to fight with her boyfriend so I could swoop in and gallivant away with her into the night on my trusty steed. Sadly she never even grimaced his way, and our love affair was over before it ever began. Perfect little couples are so gross.
Nice job, Ivyy. Aren’t girl crushes just the funnest?
Also, it’s really comforting to know I’m not the only one who enjoys tonguing painful teeth.
you nailed it — she’s totally fuckable. argh.
She’s not only beautiful but talented and well spoken! She gives back to the community and is inspiring to talk to, listen to, and lo0k at!
I’d do her… but have you seen the violinist in Tom Hagerman’s band? she is totally hot Elin…
brad
She is fuckable! But Google doesn’t want to give us any more pics of her :O(
Whats her boyfriends name and who is he.