Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars

A New Weekly column by Ivyy Goldberg, with careful deliberation by the Donnybrook Board of Trustees

Ahhh Denver. The site of the National Headquarters of the Donnybrook Writing Academy just happens to be in a city that has a rich cultural and musical underground, teeming with talented lovely young people. And by talented lovely young people, I clearly mean fuckable musicians.

With so many, though, a girl or guy could get a little lost. Help us, Ivyy, you say? I’m one step ahead of you, kids….. every other week I’ll be profiling the week’s most fuckable rockstar, and maybe telling you where to find him or her.

This is Jim. He’s in a band called cat-a-tac.

This is a copy of cat-a-tac’s latest album, Past Lies and Former Lives.

We like Jim. We think he would make a fine member of our tennis team, based simply on his elegant bone structure.

He’s also quite fuckable. That’s why he’s…..

This week’s pick: Jim from cat-a-tac.

You will take cans of whatever he hands you, and you will love it – Photo by Laurie Scavo.

Name: Jim

Band: cat-a-tac, guitarist and lead singer.

Status: In a relationship

Why he’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar:

Well, first, just LOOK at him, he’s hot! And he’s super nice, and his band’s music is sexy. Also, he’s whimsical; Cat-a-tac’s music is shoegaze rock, but he’s not above throwing a country song into his set every once in a while, just to freak out the kids with the sweepy emo bangs. The Academy holds whimsy in very high esteem.

Probable Lovemaking Style:

Intellectual (he went to law school!) and subtly passionate, with just the right amount of strength and the occasional light-hearted experimentation.

Where to find him: Cat-a-tac is playing the Hi-Dive November 30th with international superstar Patrick Porter and their label mates, Rabbit is a Sphere. Patrick Porter is a Denver native, but is normally WAY too good to play here. So don’t miss it!

See you then, Jim! And don’t forget those pink pants!

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5 Comments on "Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars"

  1. breathe.easy.er November 14, 2007 at 9:55 am · Reply

    Those pink pants have already won me over. If he doesn’t mind unkempt beards, I’d probably give him a totally manly heterosexual kiss, one void of passion but overflowing with mystery, just so he could invite me over and we could share a McRib. Or so he could dedicate a song to me. Whichever is easier.

  2. Cassie November 14, 2007 at 1:13 pm · Reply

    yay handsome jim.

  3. Dude, Seriously November 14, 2007 at 1:49 pm · Reply

    I’ve been saying this shit for years.

  4. Father Guido November 14, 2007 at 1:57 pm · Reply

    Not only is Jim super hot, but he throws the hottest hot tub parties as well.

  5. Irving J. Silvertoad November 15, 2007 at 5:56 am · Reply

    He and I once went on Holiday together. He brought along a few bottles of Irish whiskey and I brought about a pound and a half of opium. Its sticky, tarry blackness blurred the lines between right and wrong and I found him one morning swimming in a Venetian canal and singing to himself. I pulled him from the waters and he shivered. I pulled him close to me and administered mouth-to-mouth to revive him. Which, of course, it did. We awoke days later. A smear of the “devil’s poppy” across his lip like a moustache and similar smears running across my body. We have not spoken of it since.

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