Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars
A New Weekly column by Ivyy Goldberg, with careful deliberation by the Donnybrook Board of Trustees
With so many, though, a girl or guy could get a little lost. Help us, Ivyy, you say? Every week I’ll be profiling the week’s most fuckable rockstar, and maybe telling you where to find him or her.
Folks living in Denver need to catch Laylights before they blow up and leave us wallowing in self pity, heartbroken at the thought that we could have known them when.
Folks also need to catch Chris, the bassist for Laylights, before he gets too cool for us- although we may already be too late for that, my dear readers. Chris is the epitome of cool. He’s quiet, kind, smart, and strong, and hott with 2 t’s. When Chris goes into his cave and finds his power animal, it’s probably a panther. I am Jack’s weak knees.
This crazy movin’ picture is from the band’s myspace!
This week’s pick- Chris from Laylights
Photo by 28 Deep www.28deep.com
Band: Laylights, bassist
Status: In a relationship
Why he’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: He’s a rockstar with a capitol
R-A-W-K: while some rockstars just sweat, Chris exudes charisma from every pore of his body. We at the Academy love this characteristic, as it is in keeping with our core values (Academy members do not sweat. How very uncouth of you to even ask.)
Probable Lovemaking Style: Athletic and environmentally sound (Chris is a huge proponent of biking as transportation). Also, did I mention how cool he is?
Where to find him: Laylights are currently recording their new album, and should be playing a CD release party in February. You should also probably buy their new album when that time comes, if you know what’s good for you. www.laylights.com