Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars
A New Weekly column by Ivyy Goldberg, with careful deliberation by the Donnybrook Board of Trustees
Ahhh Denver, a city that has a rich cultural and musical underground, teeming with talented lovely young people. And by talented lovely young people, I clearly mean fuckable musicians.
With so many, though, a girl or guy could get a little lost. Help us, Ivyy, you say? Every week I’ll be profiling the week’s most fuckable rockstar, and maybe telling you where to find him or her.
Welcome to a very special singer/songwriter edition of Denver’s Most Fuckable, dear readers. This week we are paying homage to a lovely songwriter-
Taken by this week’s subject’s cousin Emily
Erin from Porlolo.
Erin commands a stage- as diminutive as she is, her onstage personality demands that you sit back, shut up, and listen to the pretty pretty sounds coming from her. Think Neutral Milk Hotel but with a more folksy country vibe.
This week’s pick: Erin from Porlolo
Photo taken by unknown, with Paul Garcia’s camera.
Band: Porlolo, lead singer and guitarist and trumpet player and…..
Status: Hmmm, good question.
Why she’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: We at the Academy can spot true talent a mile away. Erin is like a tortured artist without the tortured part- she writes amazingly catchy coffeehouse music, has a great sense of thrift-store style, and she’s just cute as a button.
Probable Lovemaking Style: Quiet and confident and very hands-y: in the Academy’s uber-scientific studies, 63.4% of Porlolo’s songs mention the word “hand,” or talk about the concept of “hand.” Interesting.
Where to find her: Erin is currently in the studio, recording her next album. You can expect a CD release party in early January, with “special antics.” Curious…..