Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars

A New Weekly column by Ivyy Goldberg, with careful deliberation by the Donnybrook Board of Trustees

Ahhh Denver, a city that has a rich cultural and musical underground, teeming with talented lovely young people. And by talented lovely young people, I clearly mean fuckable musicians.

With so many, though, a girl or guy could get a little lost. Help us, Ivyy, you say? Every week I’ll be profiling the week’s most fuckable rockstar, and maybe telling you where to find him or her.

Welcome to a very special singer/songwriter edition of Denver’s Most Fuckable, dear readers. This week we are paying homage to a lovely songwriter-

Taken by this week’s subject’s cousin Emily

Erin from Porlolo.

Erin commands a stage- as diminutive as she is, her onstage personality demands that you sit back, shut up, and listen to the pretty pretty sounds coming from her. Think Neutral Milk Hotel but with a more folksy country vibe.

This week’s pick: Erin from Porlolo

Photo taken by unknown, with Paul Garcia’s camera.

Name: Erin

Band: Porlolo, lead singer and guitarist and trumpet player and…..

Status: Hmmm, good question.

Why she’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: We at the Academy can spot true talent a mile away. Erin is like a tortured artist without the tortured part- she writes amazingly catchy coffeehouse music, has a great sense of thrift-store style, and she’s just cute as a button.

Probable Lovemaking Style: Quiet and confident and very hands-y: in the Academy’s uber-scientific studies, 63.4% of Porlolo’s songs mention the word “hand,” or talk about the concept of “hand.” Interesting.

Where to find her: Erin is currently in the studio, recording her next album. You can expect a CD release party in early January, with “special antics.” Curious…..
www.myspace.com/porlolo

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3 Comments on "Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars"

  1. Toastface Killa December 5, 2007 at 11:36 am · Reply

    How can we vouch for her Most Fuckable status without glimpsing her face?

    Or–gasp–what if she’s a “butterface”?

  2. Angora December 5, 2007 at 12:05 pm · Reply

    Go to her myspace, love! This was just a teaser.

  3. what more can i say December 5, 2007 at 12:57 pm · Reply

    coy little las. beautiful voice.

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