Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars

This week we at The Donnybrook Writing Academy wanted to give all you commoners a special present. But since we’re lazy we didn’t really think too much about what to get you- so we remembered how much you like hot chick drummers, so we just went ahead and got you that. Even though we got you that for your birthday, and for Valentine’s Day. But like I said, we’re entirely too busy and popular to be coming up with interesting and original gift ideas every year, so just take the damn gift and be happy with it!

This week’s pick: Rikki Styxx from Get Three Coffins Ready.


Name: Rikki Styx

Band: Get Three Coffins Ready, drummer

Relationship Status: Unknown as of press time

Why she’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: Since it was Col. Hector Bravado who turned me on (wink) to this band, I’ll let his words tell it like it is- “A few weeks ago I caught a surf band at the Larimer Lounge called Get Three Coffins Ready. Their drummer is this totally cute, freckled (if I remember correctly) chick who was gassed as hell, grinning like a fool the whole set and bobbing her head with each cymbal crash. Sean and I each agreed that she was The Most Adorable Thing on Earth. We were smitten. Maybe you’ll agree. I think her name’s Rikki, or Nikki, or something. The band kicks ass, too.”

We all know by now that in boy-speak, “Most Adorable Thing On Earth” translates to “Eminently Fuckable.” And the Donnybrook Board of Trustees is in complete agreement. Nikki is totally invited to our holiday party.

Probable Lovemaking Style: Rikki plays hard fast surf rock in a band that sounds like it’s trying to be the entire soundtrack to Tarantino’s next movie. So, to sum up: hard fast rock,+ fucked in the head owing to a love of Tarantino movies + freckles = Oh my, I think the Colonel just fainted.

Where to find her: Get Three Coffins Ready plays the Bluebird on Jan 4th with Rev. Peyton’s Big Damn Band.

About the Author

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

View all posts by

4 Comments on "Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars"

  1. The Goose December 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm · Reply

    Her name is Rikki and “Get Three Coffins Ready” does absolutely kick ass.

    Nice call Donnybrook


    • Team Donnybrook
      admin December 30, 2007 at 3:02 pm · Reply

      Thanks for the correction, Goose! We went in and changed it. Editor’s note: it is Rikki, not Nikki.

  2. Ivyy December 30, 2007 at 4:07 pm · Reply

    That’s what happens when you let your writers publish while under the influence of Nyquil. Rikki, if you read this, a thousand apologies. I have brought shame upon my family with my sloppy journalistic ways.

  3. rikki December 30, 2007 at 7:07 pm · Reply

    No problem. Sometimes it’s nice to fly under the radar. Thanks for the bulls eye target.

Leave a Comment

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.

comm comm comm