Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars
Time for a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar!!
Ok so I know we at The Donnybrook Writing Academy have professed our love for Blue Million Miles before. Now it’s time for you to know why we get all flustered and giggly every time we mention their name. The reason, in a nutshell, is…
Johnny is so sexy it’s actually physically painful to be in his presence for too long. Seriously. When the Donnybrook Board of Trustees interviewed him at Donnybrook Manor for the prestigious honor of Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar it became like a game of Last Man Standing, with board members screaming in agony, begging for the sweet release of death, and passing out on the plush carpeting made of baby leopard skins. And Johnny just leaned against the fireplace, totally unperturbed, smoking his hash pipe and softly caressing the edge of his pashmina smoking jacket, his piercing eyes slowly scanning the room for survivors. Anyhoo….
Band: Drummer, Blue Million Miles
Status: Dating a model (of course).
Why He’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: BMM plays “windblown indie rock”, according to the Denver Post. Now isn’t that sexy? Yes, yes it is.
Probable Lovemaking Style: Hair. Flying. Everywhere.
Possible Drawbacks: None. He’s so out of your league you’ll never actually be able to sleep with him, and in fantasy-land there are no drawbacks, so, none.
Where You Can Find Him: Blue Million Miles plays Benders on February 22nd. They also open for White Denim at the Bluebird on March 5th. www.myspace.com/bluemillionmiles