Tennis

So, because I am now an adult, I read the Sunday Paper. (Reading the Sunday paper and listening to NPR are the two things I have started doing this year as an adult, see.)

Anyhoo, so I was reading the Sunday paper. Drinking coffee, wearing my grownup bathrobe, being very very mature, and I came across this article, wherein I read about this awesome surf rock band. (Surf rock is super big right now, see.) They are big into yachting, also, which we at Donnybrook absolutely hold in the highest of esteem.

Name: Alaina and Patrick

Band: Tennis

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Relationship Status: MARRIED TO EACH OTHER!!!! EVERYONE SAY “AWWWWWWW” RIGHT NOW!

Why they’re this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: So, it’s like this- Denver is like the kid that used to be nerdy, but lately is pretty cool, and all the other cool cities are like, ok Denver, you might be kinda cool, but you have to prove it. So Denver keeps churning out bands it thinks the other cities will like. Hey, guys, how about some wimpy alt-rock? Here ya go, I present to you The Fray! Or, or, is happy world music cool right now? ‘Cause I totally have Devotchka doing their crazy thing! No? Ok. Ok, ok, uh, SURF! How ‘bout SURF? This band Tennis plays SURF MUSIC, and that’s kinda crazy, and kinda cool, right? Right?!?!

So, uh, what were we talking about?

Probable Lovemaking Style: Well I assume it would have to be on a boat. Or whilst listening to the T-Pain and The Lonely Island masterpiece “I’m on a Boat”.

Where to find them: Tennis will release they’re album in January, and will be touring ALL THE FUCK OVER EVERYWHERE in the next few months. Check their facebook for more info.