Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars

A New Bi-Weekly column by Ivyy Goldberg, with special help from the Donnybrook Writing Academy

Ahhh Denver.  The site of the National Headquarters of the Donnybrook Writing Academy just happens to be in a city that has a rich cultural and musical underground, teeming with talented lovely young people.  And by talented lovely young people, I clearly mean fuckable musicians.  With so many, though, a girl or guy could get a little lost.  Help us, Ivyy, you say?  I’m one step ahead of you, kids….. every other week I’ll be profiling the week’s most fuckable rockstar, and maybe telling you where to find him or her.

This week’s pick:

Erin from Cowboy Curse.

Erint

Cowboy Curse has a lot going for them. Hip cool rockstars who sing cute catchy pop music with seriously fucked up lyrics, a boy who sings like a girl, songs that end in acapella 3-part harmony. And, the crowning cherry atop all this wonderful-ness is the fact that Cowboy Curse is part of an elite group of Bands Who Have Hot Girl Drummers.

Erin likes to hit things, like drums. And she has choppy pink hair. And she is one of those lucky people who looks good when she’s all hot and sweaty from a show. (We at the Academy always look good when we sweat. Looking good while one sweats is a difficult but important quality here at Donnybrook, and Erin has mastered it.) For these things and more, Erin from Cowboy Curse has the honor of being the subject of The Donnybrook Writing Academy’s inaugural column “Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars”

Name:  Erin

Band:  Cowboy Curse

Status:  In a Relationship

Why She’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar:  She’s small and cute and has that sexy tomboy thing going for her.

Probable Lovemaking Style:  As stated above, she likes to hit things.  Do you think you can handle it?!

Possible Drawbacks:  See “Probable Lovemaking Style.”

Where You Can Find Her: Cowboy Curse is opening for The Apples in Stereo at the Bluebird Theatre (along with Cat-a-tac) on August 31st. You can also find her playing in a new side project called The Overcasters, they’re playing the Tarshack with the Tarmints on September 1st.

About the Author

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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13 Comments on "Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars"

  1. Father Guido August 21, 2007 at 8:49 am · Reply

    Girls named Erin are known for their ravishing good looks.

  2. Toastface Killa August 21, 2007 at 9:29 am · Reply

    I’m all for more hot female drummers. Don’t the Hot IQs have one as well?

  3. Angora August 21, 2007 at 10:13 am · Reply

    I’d like to crown HER cherry….

  4. Angora August 21, 2007 at 10:14 am · Reply

    I’d like to open for HER apples in stereo….

  5. Angora August 21, 2007 at 10:14 am · Reply

    I’d like to play HER tarshack…okay, that’s all I promise.

  6. Laszlo Hollyfeldt August 21, 2007 at 10:28 am · Reply

    She will break you, when not getting a cheeseburger at Maxim.

  7. Col. Hector Bravado August 21, 2007 at 10:37 am · Reply

    Yeah, I’ve definitely had a rawk crush ever since Westword Music Showcase.

  8. The Provocateur August 21, 2007 at 11:14 am · Reply

    I can’t help myself. I have to say it: Denver’s Most Fuckable (by far) Female Rocker? Maylyn of LeBoom.

    Maylyn is Sex On a Stick. Yummy.

  9. geez August 21, 2007 at 11:47 am · Reply

    Hot or not it doesn’t make the music any better, The Hot House was a good example.

  10. meow August 21, 2007 at 12:13 pm · Reply

    chick drummers are not rare…. unfortunately, chick drummers that can ACTUALLY DRUM WELL are… which is why erin is just a little hauter.
    she knows how to hit those skins. and play the drums, too.

  11. Special Occasion Bobby August 22, 2007 at 9:35 am · Reply

    Hot House was fire for many reasons. If they hadn’t all been such hot heads they could have had a longer run.

  12. sans pants August 24, 2007 at 5:29 pm · Reply

    that chick that plays drums for lion sized is pretty hot

  13. Johnny Rotten August 25, 2007 at 9:12 pm · Reply

    you mean the fat bald one? that can’t play?

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