Donnybrook FAQs

Written by  //  February 11, 2008  //  Donnyblurbs  //  4 Comments

Is Donnybrook Writing Academy and Donnybrook Manor the same thing?

No. DWA is a prestigious institution formed for the advancement of society. Our students produce world changing essays and politic shifting compositions. This website is where those articles are reproduced. On the other hand, the Donnybrook Manor is a place filled with debauchery, decadence, indulgence and excessiveness. Many who come never leave.

Is Donnybrook Writing Academy free?

No. Each time you visit this site you must send us $1500. An additional $300 for each time you comment. Please send your dues to 4337 E. 209th Ave. Denver, CO 80122

What academic degrees does Donnybrook Writing Academy offer?

We have many different degrees to offer including:

B.S. in B.S.

A.S.S. in Anal Sex

You can also receive certificates in the following field: Snobbery; Hand Jobs; Leisure Studies; International Lesbian Affairs; Hipster Hunting; Listology, Human Body as Art; Head Game Psychology; Bartending 101; Unusual Culinary Acts; Erotic Photography; Girl Talk; Films for People Who Read Books; The Art of Vengeance; Political Fucketry; and History of the Elitist.

If I don’t have a DWA emblazoned blazer and kerchief can I still read this blog?

No. You must pay your dues to receive your official Donnybrook Writing Academy uniform. Then you will be allowed to read our articles.

Why “A society for cultural advancement”?

It’s true, we could just buy ourselves an island and ignore the rest of this pitiful world. However, as much as it might not seem like it at times, we do really care for the peasants. Like a good 12th century monarch, we invest in the advancement of society because we know it will keep us in power easier than if we were to hoard all this knowledge, which would undoubtably incite an uprising.

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4 Comments on "Donnybrook FAQs"

  1. Bang Tango'ed February 12, 2008 at 9:22 am · Reply

    I just spent the last 17 hours standing in a field which I thought was 4337 E. 209th Ave. Denver, CO 80122, waiting for a secret door, gnome, or woman wearing only a Davey Crockett hat to appear. Assholes.

  2. DaytonBoy February 12, 2008 at 5:24 pm · Reply

    In regards to question #2: DAMN. That means I owe you a lot more than I made last month.

  3. Angora February 18, 2008 at 1:08 pm · Reply

    Bang Tango’ed: I was there, you just happened to look the other way and then my gnome had an emergency that needed to be dealt with inside.

  4. Bang Tango'ed February 18, 2008 at 4:42 pm · Reply

    Gnomes are needy bastards. Back to the field, I guess..

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