Donnybrook Will Manage the Stupid Band Name Shortage
After extensive research on the Donnybrook Super Internet — it’s a lot like the crappy internet you use, except everything on it is true — we have determined that these are the only remaining names available for new musical acts:
She Could Have Worn a Light Sweater
When the Didn’t and/if Durrrrr…
We Start With Two Farm-Fresh Eggs
Handjob Sector 5
If It’s Not Too Much Trouble: The Watchtower
Escape from Witch Mountain
We Thought We’d Beaten Them, But They Came Back With Robots
It’s Shiny Enough for Walter
Run! Okay, Stop.
The Butter Flags
If you are thinking of starting a band and are interested in one of the available remaining names, you may contact us at Donnybrook Manor via hand-delivered message. Your chances skyrocket if your band is performing in an almost unknown sub-genre: special preference will be given to bands who do electro-prog, squelch-hop, or post-water-core.
Donnybrook Writing Academy will hold an invite-only auction among approved finalists, at which time you may bid against other charlatans for the moniker which best suits your ethos and sound.
Stay tuned for details, stupid!