Elaine from Hot IQs
Here’s a letter that came to my inbox recently, my lovelies:
Will you please profile more hot drummer sex kittens? Please? Pretty please?
Well, all right, Mr. Random Inbox Guy, but only because you said please.
This week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is…..
Elaine from Hot IQs!!!!!
Band: Hot IQs, Drummer
Status: Her myspace profile is set to private, which effectively kills off my channel of research. Sorry, folks.
Why she’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Chews bubble gum while she drums. Is incapable of taking a bad picture. Sexy, but in a non-threatening way, kind of like The Hot IQs music and persona in general–this is the kind of band that 13-year-olds can feel comfortable awkwardly masturbating to. (PS–I sincerely apologize for the Dangling Modifier in that last sentence, I’m writing this very early in the morning) (PPS–I also apologize for any offense anyone might take to the fact that I seem to be thinking about 13-year-olds masturbating at such an early hour of the morning, the hour that I write this.)
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Probable Lovemaking Style: “Tight, bright, and more hook-laden than a pirate ship”. Hot. Oh wait, that describes their music. Zing!
Possible Drawbacks: Well, I don’t know the girl personally, but I imagaine she might be snooty. I mean, she’s kinda known as “the hot drummer” throughout Denver (and possibly beyond?), and I know if I were known as “the hot drummer” you bet your ass I’d be snooty. Snoot on, hot drummer! We salute you!
Where to find her: Hot IQs play the Hi Dive May 30th. They’re also playing a leetle thing on June 28th called the SoCo Music Festival (with Gnarls Barkley!). I don’t much care for that liquor myself (peasant juice), but the Festival promises to be interesting.