FACES:CHANGES
Written by Dr. Lazarus Helm // March 10, 2011 // Music in Brief // 4 Comments
A Pictorial State of Affairs From Days Past and Spirits Present
The year 2000. There we were, here we are, but what doth the spirit?
Kid A : Became Bradford Cox.
Kid B : Is into Sun O))) and smokes weed in really dramatic ways.
Kid C : Runs an architecture firm in a third-tier notable city such as St. Paul or Washington DC.
Kid D : Got too into west coast punk and is currently too old to be riding a longboard.
Kid E : Joined the band Estrogen Highs.
Kid F : Became the cooler bro at college parties. Deals coke and real estate in nicer and more obscure parts of the upper Appalachians.
Kid G : Runs “Star Power” Karaoke at your local family eatery on Wednesday nights.
Kid H : FUCKED YOUR MOTHER, YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOUR MOTHER’S GIRLFRIEND, YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S MOTHER AND EVERYONE ELSE.
Kid I : Used to get up to all kinds of gash at Jay Reatard shows.
Kid J : Became an alternative bar owner…on the west coast.
Kid K : Became a woman.
Duder L : Became Sean Connery. Was Bill Murray.
Broad M : Works at an alt coffee shop in a small town. Clingy, but an absolute animal.
Broad N : Grad student at the “good” state school. Takes Mali on weekends. Just saw Greg Allman live.
Broad O : The most beautiful girl you know. Smarter than you, doesn’t flaunt it.
Broad P : Lives in New York, dresses like a dopesick Cyndi Lauper.
Broad Q : Works at your bank.
Thing 1 : Listens to Antony & The Johnsons. Listens to Placebo. Listens to Dir En Grey. Is a trap.
4 Comments on "FACES:CHANGES"
Kid B is wearing a Karhu T-shirt. Karhu was my beer of choice while living in Finland. How did the kid end up with a t-shirt from a Finnish beer company.
As an aside, ‘karhu’ means ‘bear’ in Finnish, which makes it infinitely more awesome than any other generic, mediocre lager in Finland, and possibly anywhere else. Who doesn’t want to drink ‘bear beer’.
“Your Mother’s Girlfriend” I laughed so hard at that
LOLicious. “Is a trap.”
This is genius.