FUCK! It’s a Donnybrook Valentine’s Day Party!
We’re throwing this party because this day belongs to us. We are above Valentine’s Day because of our international allure, which means that at any moment we could bed any possible human being, making the whole celebration ours for the taking.
Also, Valentine’s Day was named “Danny and Nina Day” by none other than our own Mayor Hickenlooper in 2007. That’s right. They’re cute enough that he gave Valentine’s Day to them.
LOCATION: Meadowlark Bar, right next to Larimer Lounge.
The Kissing Party.
Danny de Zayas, who DJed in New York and Miami for dance nights like Revolver.
Father Guido, your beloved King of the Snobcast.
Our own Col. Hector Bravado will be Emceeing. Come see him make jokes about hand jobs.
Come touch a Donnybrookite, Valentine’s Day.