Fuck You, CafePress

Written by  //  April 30, 2011  //  Health and Gorgeous Beauty  //  3 Comments

Dear CafePress.com,

I’m sorry that I once bought a crappily printed t-shirt from you as a gag gift for a friend and that, as punishment, I now receive three spam messages from you every week.

However, the one you sent me this week wasn’t just irritating–it was insulting and just all-around shitty.

Fuck You, CafePress

“Think it’s real? Or Fake?” Seriously?

Are all your shirts made by children in Thailand? Or not?

If you want to sell your inkjet rags to birthers, hey, more power to you. But don’t be such big pussies that you insult everyone who receives your email by offering both “Yay Obama” and “Nay Obama” options. Have the balls to take a stand or don’t enter the fray at all.

The next time I need a t-shirt that looks like piece of shit, I’ll just go to Zazzle.

Sincerely,

The Internet

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Professor Honeydew is an esteemed Ph.D. (Dr. of Listology), espouser of unpopular culture, cognac enthusiast, and the founder/curator of the acclaimed One Track Mind.

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3 Comments on "Fuck You, CafePress"

  1. Ivyy April 30, 2011 at 5:57 pm · Reply

    “Is the grass green or purple?! Vote here!!”

  2. Ivyy May 18, 2011 at 11:40 am · Reply

    Hey professor! The Obama campaign is answering back with its own shitty t-shirt! I wonder if they’re made by Cafepress?

    http://gawker.com/5803136/obama-campaign-selling-official-birth-certificate-shirts

    • Professor Honeydew May 18, 2011 at 11:43 am · Reply

      Ugh. Not CP but equally tacky…. Come on, Obama–I thought you were cooler than that!

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