Fuck You, CafePress
I’m sorry that I once bought a crappily printed t-shirt from you as a gag gift for a friend and that, as punishment, I now receive three spam messages from you every week.
However, the one you sent me this week wasn’t just irritating–it was insulting and just all-around shitty.
“Think it’s real? Or Fake?” Seriously?
Are all your shirts made by children in Thailand? Or not?
If you want to sell your inkjet rags to birthers, hey, more power to you. But don’t be such big pussies that you insult everyone who receives your email by offering both “Yay Obama” and “Nay Obama” options. Have the balls to take a stand or don’t enter the fray at all.
The next time I need a t-shirt that looks like piece of shit, I’ll just go to Zazzle.