Genny, Sarah, and Esme from Paper Bird

Ok this one has me kind of nervous. The Most Fuckable Rockstars for this week seem so proper, so brimming with etiquette, so (dare-I-say-it) Donnybrookian, that I’m not sure they’ll see the beauty in being named Most Fuckable by their own kind. Ah, well. Let’s do it anyway, shall we?

This week’s Most Fuckable Rockstars are:

The girls of Paper Bird!!!!!

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Name(s): Esme, Sarah, and Genny

Status: None of your damn business. They’re ladies, they don’t share their status or age willingly.

Why they’re this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar(s): After my comment about damn dirty hippies in the last Denver’s Most Fuckable column, the Donnybrook Board of Trustees felt I should throw a bone (wink) to the fine folksy people here in the great state of Colorado. But since we at Donnybrook fucking hate jam bands with the fire of a thousand suns, we had to find a folksy hippie band that was also, you know, good. And, of course, fuckable. So we found Paper Bird. And we listened to their music and it’s really really pretty, but not in an “I’m gonna vomit” kind of way, you know what I’m talking about? And the 3 girls wear pretty hippie dresses and bandannas (NOT kerchiefs, there is a difference), and they all take pictures using a soft filter so that when you look at their myspace you’re filled with a sense of well-being and you know you just KNOW that everything’s gonna be ok.

Probable Lovemaking Style: According to their website, Paper Bird is a collective, a band, and they ALL LIVE TOGETHER in a house. It probably has a compost heap in the backyard. Anyhoo, be expecting a group vibe (wink).

Where to find them: Paper Bird is on tour this summer with the New Belgium brewing company’s Tour de Fat, a free non profit day concert that was created to promote the idea of biking as a main means of transportation. The Tour de Fat hits Denver on September 13th, and lands in City Park. DO NOT DRIVE YOUR CAR to this event. You’ll be scorned.

Quick aside: speaking of bikes, I totally got car-doored while I was riding my bike yesterday!! Flew over the handlebars, landed in the street, cars skidding to a stop behind me, the works. It was awesomely scary! If you see me out and about ask me about it.