Georgina from Rabbit Is A Sphere

How ‘bout a sexy cowgirl this week, Lovelies?  After all, this is Colorado, the Wild West.  Donnybrook’s the law in these here parts, and we hereby declare that the new Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is….

Georgina from Rabbit Is A Sphere!!!!!!!!


Georgina is really tiny and drives a badass little motorcycle.  And she plays bass for local band Rabbit Is A Sphere, which is like a totally awesome cool great good band.  Also, I learned from their myspace page that a Rabbit and a Sphere are actually the same thing, according to a Topologist.  Isn’t the internet fun?

Name:  Georgina

Band:  Rabbit Is A Sphere, “plays the bass like a bass or like a guitar or like a bangkok tuk tuk speeding down sukhumvit”, according to the RIAS myspace.

Status: On Georgina’s myspace page (can you tell where I do most of my research, Loves?), her status is “retarded”.  I think this is very funny, but then again I am not a politically correct kind of person.

Why she’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: Ok, fine, here’s the deal.  Georgina is in a band with Donnybrook writer Robert Rutherford, and he threatened to go public with the stories of the Donnybrook Writers Initiation Rites unless we threw his band some publicity.  So here ya go, Robert.  Keep those burn scars and Donnybrook tribal tattoos to yourself, if you don’t mind.

Probable Lovemaking Style: Alternative country.

Where to find her: Rabbit Is A Sphere will be playing John Wenzel’s book release party at the Larimer Lounge on Sunday, November 16th.  Show starts at 6:30.  Everybody who is anybody will be there.  You should be, too.

About the Author

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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One Comment on "Georgina from Rabbit Is A Sphere"

  1. 613.96 ALLISON November 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm · Reply

    giddy the fuck up. i’d lasso her.

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