Get Your Frenchy-French On.

Written by  //  June 20, 2007  //  Donnyblurbs  //  2 Comments

You want to come to our Bastille Day party? Like we’re gonna tell you when or where it is. The Society for the Advancement of Elitist Hipster Snobbery is so hip, we’re not even members. Our party will only have one person: Tom Verlaine. And he’ll be standing alone in a room with no music or art, as a performance art protest to the lack of good culture available.

Okay. Even we know that this Tom Verlaine party can only exist in our deepest fantasies. So I’ll tell you the bands who are playing our Bastille Day Party. But since it’s a celebration of France’s independence day, I’ll only tell you in french.

The bands are:

Tout ce qui est absent ou déformé!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


La Chaîne des Condamnés de 1974!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you can translate it, find out when and where it is, and get past our security you’re totally invited.

The Elitist Hipster Snob Bastille Day Party:

Celebrate the snobbiest summer holiday at the Meadowlark! July 14th, 2007. Doors at 8:30, show starts at 9:00. $5 cover, only $3 with frenchie costume.

Everything Absent or Distorted and the Chain Gang of 1974 will play the outside patio. DJs Daisy St. Patience and Charlie Bangs will be spinning the hot shit: Hip hop, Serge Gainsbourg, maybe some Justice, you know, how you say, frenchy music! Hot champagne shower action provided by Jewster McHip! Balloons! Bubbles! Hotness! Black cats and Fireworks! Kidding!!! No fireworks, please.

Please wear stripes, berets and fake frenchy-french mustaches. Any french stereotypes are welcome. Hell, bathe yourself in au jus before you come. Thanks.

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2 Comments on "Get Your Frenchy-French On."

  1. Yay for Suburbs June 20, 2007 at 3:28 pm · Reply

    We’ll be the soccermoms in the minivans.

  2. Jewster June 20, 2007 at 4:01 pm · Reply

    Awesome!! I’ll start growing out my armpit hair in anticipation!

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