Holy Fuck | Latin
Most Likely To: be licensed by iD software at some point.
From what I’m told, Holy Fuck are noteworthy for being a band that makes pseudo-electronic music without the use of computers. Cool trick, bro, now where’s my bangers?
Definitely not on Latin. Aside from the relatively interesting beats and sounds on “Stay Lit” and “Russel X,” Holy Fuck seem content with scoring 52 minutes worth of your local LAN party. Not your local LAN party that you’re participating in, because playing video games is, you know, kind of fun. Latin is the soundtrack to you being a spectator at a LAN party–darkness, refresh flicker, Monster cans, and neckbeards playing Unreal Tournament as far as the eye can see.
I would say that Latin is boring enough to make me want to kill myself, but I’m legitimately scared that if I went through with it, I’d hear the booming voice of God say “respawn in 10…9…8…7…” and I’d be resurrected halfway through the song “Lucky”.
Clearly, “Interesting and Compelling Music” is a more difficult achievement to unlock than I had realized.