Rot Congress Halloween Show!

Written by  //  October 15, 2010  //  Donnyblurbs  //  2 Comments

Excerpted from Anonymous Source:

The Hot Congress Collective – my dearest, my love, my reason for being – was dead.  What choice did I have?  Yet when I began my experiments in earnest, they told me it shouldn’t be done!  They said it would be an abomination against God!  But I didn’t listen, and now we’ll all pay the price.  The powers of hell have been unleashed upon the earth.  By reciting the incantation three times backwards in the dark, I let loose 7 undead ghouls, 7 Bands of Beelzebub, upon the land.

Two nights before All Hollow’s Eve, Friday, October 29th, this Rot Congress will converge upon Denver’s Skylark Lounge for an evening of diabolical terror, ghastly tunes, and strange elixirs.  They have requested that their audience dress up in costumes, in order to better mask their own grotesque visages.  Who knows the nefarious purpose behind their costume contest with cash prizes!  Rot Congress can’t be stopped!  God help us all!

In diabolical order:
HinderShot in the Head
Don’t Go in There! Be Careful!
Killing Party
Fingers of my Son
Ghouls Walk By
Bury My Bones
Lil’ Slayer

At 9pm on October 29th, the dead will inherit the earth!  Only $5!

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Father Guido Sarducci IV is master of the Snobcast, Olympic parasailer, and uber-model.

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2 Comments on "Rot Congress Halloween Show!"

  1. Anonymous October 20, 2010 at 12:29 am · Reply

    Rot Congress passed the spell-check check.

  2. Angora Holly Polo October 20, 2010 at 6:47 pm · Reply

    Anonymous, all the band names are spelled wrong to be more Halloween-ey. Don’t be such a NOOB!

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