It’s Time To Stare at Men’s Hands

Written by  //  July 5, 2011  //  Donnyblurbs  //  1 Comment

Remember that Old Wive’s Tale about you can tell the size of a dude’s junk by the size of his middle finger? It’s a little bit kinda sorta true!! According to a study done by Korean researchers, a man’s penis size is directly related to the ratio of size between his index and ring fingers. Check it:

The L.A. Times

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Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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One Comment on "It’s Time To Stare at Men’s Hands"

  1. Professor Honeydew July 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm · Reply

    It’s a little confusingly worded, but the idea is that if the ring finger on your right hand is longer than your index finger, you’re likely to be well-endowed. The larger the disparity, the better hung you are. In my experience, it’s 100% accurate.

    The creepy thing is how they came up with some of the data, which involved stretching flaccid penises while the subjects were under sedation. Yeah.

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