Jon from Achille Lauro
Hey there my Most Awesome Ones, you know what name I really like? The name Jon.
This week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is….
Jon from Achille Lauro!!!!!!!!!
Band: Achille Lauro
Status: You know what? I’m sick of this part of the column- contrary to popular belief, I hate having to quasi-cyber-stalk the week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar just to find out if they have a significant other or not. I’m officially retiring this question- find out your damn self what his status is.
Why He’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Jon plays the bass, which, as we already know by now, I find really sexy. And there are few bass players I have seen that play the bass with more of a certain jay nay say kwah than Jon, my Lovelies.
Probable Lovemaking Style: I first saw Achille Lauro at the Underground Music Showcase, and they used a TON of computers, which they used to compliment the fun yet angsty white boy blues set they played. So, my guess is, there would be some mechanical toys involved. And we’ll just leave it at that, my dears.
Possible Drawbacks: Computer geeks can sometimes be awesome in bed. But they can also sometimes by D&D-playing Dos-speaking HTML-joke-making nerd boys. I guess you’ll just have to take your chance and find out which one Jon is.
Where You Can Find Them: October 31st is some sort of holiday, my loveys. As such, Achille Lauro will be playing some sort of party that will be held at the Hi-Dive. Be sure to dress in your finest frocks for this very important holiday!