Justin of Cacheflowe
We’re getting crazy with the electro-rock in here, folks.
This week’s Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is…
Does he wear cool black-rimmed glasses?: Yup.
Why he’s this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Not that we’re jumping on the Best of Westword bandwagon (ok we’re jumping on the Best of Westword bangwagon), but Cacheflowe was chosen as this years Best Audio Visual Performer. Also, he’s a computer geek, and we all know computer geeks are totally fuckable.
Probable Lovemaking Style: The dude’s an audio-visual master, so be sure to look around for the camcorder before you start anything. And when he says “No, babe, don’t worry, the green light means it’s off!”, DO NOT BELIEVE HIM.
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Possible Drawbacks: AV Nerds have their own version of dirty talk- so if you’re gonna sleep with an AV Nerd, you might wanna brush up on your nerdspeak- you will probably hear something along the lines of “Oh baby, I wanna put my D5 deep in your 1080i HP3700A Panasonic slot. I wanna make you scream so that I can then use the Autotune Plug-In on my ProTools to make you sound like T-Pain. Yeah, baby.” Oh my, I’m getting a little hot just writing this!
Connection to this intricate web of Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars: Cacheflowe will soon play a show with Boyhollow aka Michael Trundle, who Djs with Tyler, who was a DMFR. Oh this game is fun, it’s like 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon but with much cooler people than Kevin Bacon!