Kit from Snake Rattle Rattle Snake

Written by  //  January 21, 2010  //  Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars, Sex and Love  //  No comments

So. Sometimes there are people in this world who just seem to operate on a different clock. They see life as if there were 30 hours in a day (ex: Heather Powell Browne from I Am Fuel, You Are Friends). They are somehow able to be everywhere and do everything, and never seem to need time to slow down. They are available to play in, say, 5 or 6 local bands at the same time, without having any conflicts whatsoever. And this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar clearly operates in a world like that.

This week’s Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is…


Kit from Snake Rattle Rattle Snake!!!!!

Name: Kit

Band: drummer, Snake Rattle Rattle Snake, among others.

Exactly HOW many bands is he in?: OH wow so many bands. Snake Rattle Rattle Snake, Moonspeed, Mr Pacman, The Joshua Novac Band, etc. Seriously, how much must you love to play the drums to be in like 5000 bands?

Why He’s This Week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar: Snake Rattle Rattle Snake’s songs are “seductively venomous”, according to Tom Murphy, who’s a much better writer than I. And listening to the songs on their myspace page one can hear the seductive venom of the percussion. And Kit makes that seductively venomous percussion sound. Ipso facto, Kit is fuckable.

Probable Lovemaking Style: Judging from the sheer amount of different musical groups he’s in, Kit is obviously a multi-tasker. The TV will be on, music will be playing, he’ll probably tweet about it mid-coitus, and multiple body parts will be involved at all times. Just try to keep up, mmkay, cupcake?

Where You Can Find Him: Snake Rattle Rattle Snake has their EP release party on January 22 at the Hi Dive. See you there, bitches!

About the Author

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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