Kitty from Le Divorce

Written by  //  February 19, 2010  //  Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars, Sex and Love  //  14 Comments

“Le Divorce will melt your face off, but in a nice polite kind of way.”
That is the explanation found on Le Divorce’s facebook page. And we at Donnybrook, well, you know how much we appreciate politeness, right? Also, we love anything even remotely French.

That’s why this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is….. Kitty from Le Divorce!!!!

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Name: Kitty

Band: Vocals and Guitar, Le Divorce

Is She or Is She Not Dating a Famous Denver DJ and IndieRock Institution?: She is. So back off.

Why she’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar:
Le Divorce exploded onto the Denver music scene recently with their intellectual librarian rock and playful stage presence. Kitty, as the lead singer, is responsible for the band’s sex appeal. And she does it well, being both sexual and appealing at basically all times. And being a member of The Donnybrook Writing Academy and therefore being both sexual and appealing at all times, I can appreciate how difficult this is to do. Kudos, Ms. Kitty. Kudos to you.

Probable Lovemaking Style:
10% ironic.

Where to find her: Le Divorce will open for Denver’s Most Fuckable The Swayback for their video release party on February 26th at The Bluebird.

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About the Author

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq.

Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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14 Comments on "Kitty from Le Divorce"

  1. boyhollow February 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm · Reply

    Yeah, back the f*** off.

  2. Stubbs February 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm · Reply

    I’m outraged. This is the third band member of mine that has been voted most fuckable. This is a leather gloved slap in the face to my own fuckability. Curse you Donnybrook! Curse you handsome devils!

  3. boyhollow February 19, 2010 at 5:46 pm · Reply

    @Stubbs I know your pain, my friend. How do you think I feel? My girlfriend just got voted most fuckable and I never have. Now I have to worry about one of the other most fuckables coming along and fucking her off her feet.

  4. Stubbs February 19, 2010 at 6:09 pm · Reply

    sorry boyhollow. I hear there is a room in the donnybrook mansion where all the most fuckables get together and make beautiful fuck.

    I’m am hoping for another award for “Denver’s least likely to satisfy, sexually”- there would be another room in the mansion for these winners. A very sad room. With lots of kleenex and stuffed animals.

  5. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook February 19, 2010 at 6:36 pm · Reply

    Someone fuck these dear souls! We can feel their agony all the way in the orgy room.

  6. Sid Pink February 20, 2010 at 2:39 pm · Reply

    As someone has had carnal congress with everyone ever mentioned in this column since its inception; I can report that, on average, these “most fuckables” fall well within the norms of flexibility, endurance, open-mindedness, aroma, vocabulary, empathy, BMI, tendonitis/bursitis, texture, brutality, frightenability, elasticity of flesh, hopelessness, flavor, shame, and torque.
    So everybody just calm down; we’re all more or less the same, according to my findings.

    Stubbs – you’re up.
    Let’s do this.

  7. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook February 21, 2010 at 12:17 am · Reply

    I have way more torque than the typical human! I’m full of torque!

  8. Sid Pink February 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm · Reply

    I think we can all agree on that.

  9. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook February 22, 2010 at 4:36 pm · Reply

    Torquier.

  10. Stubbs February 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm · Reply

    agreed, fuckability is a science, not an art.

    The magnitude of torque depends on three quantities: First, the force applied; second, the length of the lever arm connecting the axis to the point of force application; and third, the angle between the two.

  11. Action Packed Thrill Lucas February 23, 2010 at 12:41 pm · Reply

    It’s like they say, ‘it’s not the size of the wrench that counts, but the torque of the pork.’ or something…

  12. boyhollow February 23, 2010 at 10:16 pm · Reply

    You can all move this puerile, vulgar and, frankly, profane conversation off of this post about my incredibly fuckable girlfriend. I got toes you don’t want to be stepping on, because I will call down some shit upon Donnybrook that will make Cthulu and the four horsemen of the apocalypse cry like a Georgian at the top of a luge (too soon?).

  13. Angora Holly Polo February 24, 2010 at 10:31 am · Reply

    That was so romantic! Also, the board has denied your request

  14. Sid Pink March 22, 2010 at 8:46 pm · Reply

    APTL – I believe that should read “..size of the *wench*..” – but yes, this well-known colloquialism holds true.

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