Kitty from Le Divorce
Written by Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. // February 19, 2010 // Denver's Most Fuckable Rockstars, Sex and Love // 14 Comments
“Le Divorce will melt your face off, but in a nice polite kind of way.”
That is the explanation found on Le Divorce’s facebook page. And we at Donnybrook, well, you know how much we appreciate politeness, right? Also, we love anything even remotely French.
That’s why this week’s Most Fuckable Rockstar is….. Kitty from Le Divorce!!!!
Name: Kitty
Band: Vocals and Guitar, Le Divorce
Is She or Is She Not Dating a Famous Denver DJ and IndieRock Institution?: She is. So back off.
Why she’s this week’s most Fuckable Rockstar: Le Divorce exploded onto the Denver music scene recently with their intellectual librarian rock and playful stage presence. Kitty, as the lead singer, is responsible for the band’s sex appeal. And she does it well, being both sexual and appealing at basically all times. And being a member of The Donnybrook Writing Academy and therefore being both sexual and appealing at all times, I can appreciate how difficult this is to do. Kudos, Ms. Kitty. Kudos to you.
Probable Lovemaking Style: 10% ironic.
Where to find her: Le Divorce will open for Denver’s Most Fuckable The Swayback for their video release party on February 26th at The Bluebird.
14 Comments on "Kitty from Le Divorce"
Yeah, back the f*** off.
I’m outraged. This is the third band member of mine that has been voted most fuckable. This is a leather gloved slap in the face to my own fuckability. Curse you Donnybrook! Curse you handsome devils!
@Stubbs I know your pain, my friend. How do you think I feel? My girlfriend just got voted most fuckable and I never have. Now I have to worry about one of the other most fuckables coming along and fucking her off her feet.
sorry boyhollow. I hear there is a room in the donnybrook mansion where all the most fuckables get together and make beautiful fuck.
I’m am hoping for another award for “Denver’s least likely to satisfy, sexually”- there would be another room in the mansion for these winners. A very sad room. With lots of kleenex and stuffed animals.
Someone fuck these dear souls! We can feel their agony all the way in the orgy room.
As someone has had carnal congress with everyone ever mentioned in this column since its inception; I can report that, on average, these “most fuckables” fall well within the norms of flexibility, endurance, open-mindedness, aroma, vocabulary, empathy, BMI, tendonitis/bursitis, texture, brutality, frightenability, elasticity of flesh, hopelessness, flavor, shame, and torque.
So everybody just calm down; we’re all more or less the same, according to my findings.
Stubbs – you’re up.
Let’s do this.
I have way more torque than the typical human! I’m full of torque!
I think we can all agree on that.
Torquier.
agreed, fuckability is a science, not an art.
The magnitude of torque depends on three quantities: First, the force applied; second, the length of the lever arm connecting the axis to the point of force application; and third, the angle between the two.
It’s like they say, ‘it’s not the size of the wrench that counts, but the torque of the pork.’ or something…
You can all move this puerile, vulgar and, frankly, profane conversation off of this post about my incredibly fuckable girlfriend. I got toes you don’t want to be stepping on, because I will call down some shit upon Donnybrook that will make Cthulu and the four horsemen of the apocalypse cry like a Georgian at the top of a luge (too soon?).
That was so romantic! Also, the board has denied your request
APTL – I believe that should read “..size of the *wench*..” – but yes, this well-known colloquialism holds true.