Meet the new face of… Chanel No. 5?!

If Brangelina didn’t have enough reasons to rule the world already, now they do!

Tabloids on the couple usually make us think of Angelina’s leg sticking out of her dress at The Oscars or a quillion little tykes running around begging for mommy and daddy to get married, now we’ll be thinking of how Brad will be rocking a dainty women’s fragrance every time he hits the red carpet. As of yesterday, he has graciously stepped into the fashion world; Brad is: *dun dun dun* the new face of the classic Chanel No. 5 perfume.

While Pitt is a beautiful specimen to behold, I personally think that having a dude like him wearing a dainty women’s fragrance might hurt the company, because it just doesn’t work. After all, Marilyn Monroe and Coco Chanel herself have been the most famous faces endorsing the number one fragrance in the world since its development in 1921. It’s like throwing a hungry Oprah Winfrey into a Country Buffet; it just won’t be pretty.

Chanel No. 5 has gone down in history as being the embodiment of feminine glamour. Now I suppose whenever we smell the fragrance, we’ll smell a bit of sweat. Musk. What would Coco think?