Written by Alistair Blake Arabella // May 20, 2012 // // 2 Comments
Vanessa Berben, aka Alistair Blake Arabella, is a TV and Film aficionado and a Researcher for Nintendo's i.TV app. You can read more of Vanessa's entertainment coverage at The Huffington Post and FEARnet. Follow her on Twitter @2FingersBerben and Facebook.
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Wah, wah, wah, my manly, manly dick is much bigger than your punky litlte dick!What next, monkey boy? Start peltoing us with handfuls of your own feces as your newest attempt at rational argument?You’re such an imbecile that it is utterly beyond your meager powers of comprehension to understand just how laughable it is that you make your stand on how much more manly you are than everybody else.So if I kick your ass, Ranger-boy, that makes me right about everything, and you wrong?What a hysterical tool you are.
Let’s count the myriad of ways Ms. Brandt is far more manly than you are – actually, let’s skip that, we all know Donnybrook’s got the biggest balls of them all – let’s just focus on something simpler, easier for you to grasp: our complete and utter intellectual superiority:
1. We know how to spell. Point: Donnybrook. Actually let’s give ourselves a point for every time you exposed your ineptness at grammar, punctuation, and language, so 7 points for Donnybrook.
2. If I want to pick a fight with a blogger on the internet where it’s safe and I can’t be punched in the face, at least I’m observant enough to comment on the actual post, not mistakenly click on a photo in-post and thus bring myself attention from the people in charge. Is this a time when I can actually use HBIC and mean it? Sweet!
3. Continuing with the same argument above, I’m also observant enough to know that before I accuse a blogger of thinking they’re more manly than anyone else, I’d take a second and notice that this post was written by someone possessing a vagina. That right there means she’s already manlier than half the pretty boys here at the Manse.
4. You know I think those points right there are enough. Case proven: We spell better, we smell better, and your “hysterical tool-ness” has just made my Sunday morning coffee taste all the sweeter. And I haven’t even dissolved any meth in it yet.
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