Most Likely How Girls Become Strippers
Written by The Donnybrook Writing Academy // July 7, 2011 // Society, The Dormitory // No comments
Histrionic diary entries, angsty yearbook scrawlings, and really bad poetry brought back from teenagerhood and the other side of cool. Dates may be omitted and names may have been changed, but rest assured these are legit.
Diary Entry, 17 years old
Damn, I watch a lot of TV. That’s no good. Right now, I’m using all of my will power to not smoke and not watch TV. Obviously something is extremely fucking wrong with me.
I want to start exercizing and quit smoking and drink less caffeine and beer. I’m going to be so…clean. Actually the part I’m worried about the most is the urge to become un clean. I think I figured out I need something bad in my life, so if I quit all of those I have to become a stripper or something.
