My Excuse for Choosing Losers
Written by Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. // May 11, 2011 // Donnyblurbs // 4 Comments
Finally, America! FINALLY. Science has come up with the reason for my having dated a string, nay, a plethora, of wimpy girly-men!! According to Science, when women are in their fertile times, they tend to be attracted to more masculine men. But, BUT, when a woman is taking hormonal birth control, her shit gets all fucked up, and Science says she is attracted to less masculine men in general. SERIOUSLY. Damn, it’s like Pill Goggles or something. Watch out, ladies, if you’re on the pill you are doomed to date a losery wimpy lady-man.
4 Comments on "My Excuse for Choosing Losers"
I like the word “losery”. It’s an adjective that could be a noun.
losery (lü’zər’ē) n. 1. The place where losers come from. 2. A place where losers meet or whatever.
That Science knows what it’s talking about.
As a losery wimpy lady-man engaged to be married, this worries me a bit.
Don’t worry Kyle, just keep sprinkling hormones onto her morning cereal when she’s not looking and you’ll be fine!