My Excuse for Choosing Losers
Finally, America! FINALLY. Science has come up with the reason for my having dated a string, nay, a plethora, of wimpy girly-men!! According to Science, when women are in their fertile times, they tend to be attracted to more masculine men. But, BUT, when a woman is taking hormonal birth control, her shit gets all fucked up, and Science says she is attracted to less masculine men in general. SERIOUSLY. Damn, it’s like Pill Goggles or something. Watch out, ladies, if you’re on the pill you are doomed to date a losery wimpy lady-man.