My Older-Man-Celebri-Crush

Written by  //  April 26, 2008  //  Donnyblurbs, Sex and Love  //  2 Comments

 

So I watched No Country For Old Men last night.  And I realize that, after watching this movie, here’s what I should have been thinking: “Wow, what a great movie.  The sound design was superb (the sound design WAS superb).  The lack of music gave the movie that suspense that has been lacking in so many cookie cutter action films today (this is true).  Javier Bardem is a great character actor (this is also true).” 

  But here’s what I was actually thinking:  “Man, I fucking love Tommy Lee Jones.”  You can have your Sean Connerys and your Harrison Fords, but in my professional opinion, Tommy Lee Jones is the sexiest older actor out there today. 

Tommy

 

First, he’s a great actor.  Anyone who saw The Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada knows that.  Also, he speaks pretty good Spanish, so he’s like intelligent and stuff.  Also, he’s really funny- he holds his own and actually steals the show from Will Smith as the straight-man in all the Men In Black movies.  And last night while watching No Country, I fell for his sensitive yet manly cowboy shtick yet again.  Sigh. 

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Ivyy Goldberg, Esq. is Research Director and Writer of both Denver’s Most Fuckable Rockstars and Handjob and a Reuben. Part time sex columnist, part-time Supreme Court Justice-inspired superhero.

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2 Comments on "My Older-Man-Celebri-Crush"

  1. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook April 26, 2008 at 11:11 am · Reply

    I think my biggest celebrity crush, completely unrelatedly, is Benicio del Toro. He’s just such a bad ass. He kind of has his own accent. He kind of looks like a more beat up, exotic, uglier Brad Pitt if you catch him at the right angle. But he’s not Brad Pitt. The only reason this came to mind is he’s probably way too old for me. But he’s great. I think I’ll have his babies. Someday.

    No Country For Old Men is a GREAT movie!

  2. Team Donnybrook
    godonnybrook April 26, 2008 at 11:13 am · Reply

    Also a sidenote: girly girls! UGH! celebrity crushes. Sickening.

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